Miracle tit every 2pm


Remember when I said religion is a tit? Well get a load of this.

Hey, maybe it’s a miracle! Maybe that’s the virgin Mary’s tit. There must be some divine will behind this. Visible from the 200 block at precisely 2:00pm? I mean, come on now. What are the odds? This can’t be a coincidence. Will the faithful line up in droves now every afternoon to see the holy tit, weepingly praying? Could it be a sign? Is the tit a message? What could it mean?

So many questions to be answered.

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24 Responses to “Miracle tit every 2pm”

  1. Perky. One would think that, after 2000 years, sagging would become a problem. Unless there is a Living Bra to go with the Living Word? (Somebody had to go there.)

    And no, the faithful will not line up and weep, they will line up to protest and ask for a shirt for the building. Maybe a giant building size Hooters T-Shirt?

  2. Oh, I was going to write “perky” too, you beat me to it.

    Perpetual state of youth (the age at which Jesus was immaculately conceived) to go along with her perpetual virginity. No Living Bra needed.

    LOL re: the giant shirt…

  3. Somebody should put a baby jesus on that titty.

  4. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!

    You rocked my world today, Philly. Hands-down the funniest visual post I’ve EVER seen to date in the blogosphere. I’m linking it fosho.

  5. Tit at Two, Sex at Six.

  6. I was sitting out in the sun when I saw this and caught this image.

  7. Hey, Philly-Two-Willies!

    Funnn-eee! I’ll bet you were sucking tit well into puberty, right Kemosabe?

    Thanx for that intellectual discourse on mammary glands strangely reminiscent of yours, with your shirt off.

    Isn’t that Evo’s hand cupping them, right now?

    ;-)

  8. iamstupid sed…

    “One would think that, after 2000 years, sagging would become a problem.”

    Probably… look at your ass, in your comparatively short and pathetic life, here!

    Hooter’s, you say? Is there a gay version, or something, why you’d ask?

  9. I think you should keep your pants on when sitting out in the sun, Evo.

    So is 6 minutes the average time for you to craft your comments Gideon? Not much payoff for time invested.

  10. Hey! I’ve NEVER taken six minutes to do ANYTHING, Philly-Willy! LOL!

    Now, don’t get all hot n’ bothered over the sight of Evo’s bare ass… iambilly has dibs on it!

    Or… mayyyyybe Chumplain…

    Perhaps, there is a cute little Indian princess, somewhere, that will spread for ya! That would be more in keeping with God’s plan… more so than your usual fare of boinking braves in the broom closet at the Friendship Centre!

  11. “Hey! I’ve NEVER taken six minutes to do ANYTHING”

    As anyone who had the misfortune of having sex with you can no doubt attest to, right? Then again, animals can’t talk, can they?

  12. “Evo’s bare ass.” Hey. I’m eating my lunch, here! Besides, too bony.

  13. Sorry, Philly-Half-A-Willy, I’m not into the bestiality thingie… but, even if I were, what of it? After all, in your Godless universe, anything goes, right? Whether it be apes, dogs, cats, the neighbor’s wife… where there’s no law, there’s no crime, right?

    Even the greasy knothole in the Friendship Centre’s fence!

  14. (((Billy))) Thanks, bud!

    Here’s an example of Giddy putting a thought together is less than 6 minutes.

  15. I think your readers lost a few IQ points on this religious titty post of yours Philly.

  16. Are you trying to provide Gideon more spank material, Evo?

    So being an obnoxious prick is what commandment exactly? Can someone show me that in the Bible? Where is that revealed to be the will of god?

  17. Evo: I meant the chicken I was eating. Sorry for the confusion.

  18. Yep, Ape-boy, that’s one of your ilk in action… you did notice the caption on the side, eh? Satire. Meaning, one of you jack-off infidels at work! Ha-ha! What a punk!

    Thanx for reinforcing what I’ve been getting at, all along!

    Quantum… Philly’s-Willy-In-The-Knothole’s IQ is room temperature, at best! LOL!

    Yo, Philly-Got-The-Clap-Half-A-Willy…

    Yeah… I learned from the best… people like you! Oh, and that Bible verse you want… right here!

    Enjoy!

  19. Ah… an Old Testament guy. Figures. Oh, hell, Giddy. You have permission to rape and kill, for that matter.

    So you not only believe that an invisible guy rules the universe, but that a bunch of goat-herders from 2500 years ago knew him personally and are passing that info on to you. Along with that, they pass you a moral code that is reprehensible at best – yet you think that code is necessary. Hmmmm…. well, I guess I’ll accept your claim that you no longer are in to bestiality and give your desert god credit.

    Is this your “wisdom”?

  20. Yo, Grinnin’ Idiot…

    “… but that a bunch of goat-herders from 2500 years ago knew him personally”

    Yeah! Actually, many of them did! Unlike you, who wouldn’t know his ass from his own face! Not that anyone else could tell, either… about your face, that is.

    The Old Testament is relevant enough, Piltdown Look-Alike. Christ, Himself, quoted it all the time, and verified it’s authenticity and relevance in the new dispensation. I know that the only dispensation that you acknowledge or appreciate is what the machine dispenses you in the john of the local gay bar, so you don’t get the slim from boinking Philly-No-Willy.

    So something has to be visible for you to acknowledge it as extant, eh, Einstein? You KNOW how many holes could be shot through THAT premise, don’t you? You’re really not that bright, are you? Maybe Alzheimer’s is creeping in, John-O… ever get that checked?

    The moral code is reprehensible, hmmm? I see. What would you call the sight of you and Philly-Bugger-Me-Silly doing the deed with each other, along with a couple of young boys? Something that the heathen were adept at, in those days, and Israel was commanded not to identify with, or imitate in any fashion!

    I’d love for you infidels to have to spend a few days in the world you envision for everyone. You’d be shrieking like banshees from hell for God to save your sorry asses!

    Pride comes before a fall, Compadre. Your fall is going to be hard.

  21. OMG! I have seen the light–or more accurately the shadow! There is a god, because only a miracle would keep a tit that freakin huge, that freakin perky!

    Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, lyin’ there in your ghost-manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ about shapes and colors . . . I’m sorry I ever doubted your existence, and your eternal glory. . . .

    :D

  22. 290 kelvin?

  23. My IQ is Room Temperature in Rankine of course, and Gideon’s is probably room temperature in Celcius.

  24. Well well well. Perhaps the church can nurse me back to health from my wretched state of apostasy after all!

    Seriously, the architect who designed this building is a fucking genius.

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