Ghosts for sale

What can you say about this? A woman sold two captured ghosts for roughly $2000US. Man, I gotta get in on this stuff. There are people making a fortune online selling things with Jesus faces, Mary faces, images of the ghost of Michael Jackson, but this really is clever. I don’t think I would have ever come up with this, or if I did, I just wouldn’t have followed through on it, so kudos to her.

Of course it’s impossible to know whether she believes this crap or if she’s just hamming it up for the sale. I wonder if you can tell just by looking at the bottles which ghost is which. What if you get them mixed up? What if they break? Oh no! The little girl ghost was allegedly summoned via a Ouija board (no mention of whether it was pink or not), which tells me that there’s a business here. Summon, bottle and sell. Perhaps you can start charging extra for more decorative containers. I don’t know, but this whole ghost in a bottle thing could be more lucrative than Mary toast. Sure, the toast got a lot more, but that was a one time deal. You could pump these babies out regularly. Of course you have to deduct the “exorcist’s fee”, but that can be written off as a business expense.

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Undercover Atheist

I doubt I’m the first one to comment on this story in the atheosphere, where an atheist went undercover in Jerry Falwell’s church. I’m sure her tale is quite fascinating, but there’s two things I want to comment about it. The first is Gina’s comment here…

“I think I am fundamentally lacking in whatever chamber of the brain allows for religious belief”

Funny, when someone resists the lure of drugs or alcohol, of eating that entire gallon of ice cream, or even unprotected sex, you never hear them or anyone say they’re lacking something in their brain. On the contrary, it’s those who indulge in such things who we consider to be lacking in common sense and/or will power. Make no mistake, the fantasy of a magic man who loves you and cares for you and makes sure everything is ok is quite appealing, but as she said, “wanting it still didn’t make me believe it.” This tripe about atheists lacking something has pissed me off before, and continues to piss me off perhaps more than anything else a theist says about atheists. It’s worse than the shit about us being immoral. No, this takes the cake because OTHER ATHEISTS MINDLESSLY REPEAT IT. It’s difficult enough to be in that minority who doesn’t lack that resistance to delusion, but when many of my fellow atheists are oblivious to how they’ve been manipulated to repeat this line, it makes where I stand a lonely place indeed.

The other thing I want to comment on is her remorse for what she had to do to get her story. The lying was bad enough, but she had to engage in proselytizing, to a child no less, in order to not blow her cover. That’s something I simply could never do, and it appears she’s wrestling with having done it, and wrestling with another of the things I rant about, and that’s the idea of ‘ends justify the means’. Can this book justify what she did? I can’t see it, but I hope for her sake that there is some good that comes of it at least. Also, she’s wrestling with her actions because she has empathy for others, something sorely lacking in moral instructions from religion. She mentioned how these people accept the party line on things unquestioningly, like the evils of gays. That’s reflects a lack of empathy, plus I doubt if the roles were reversed if the religious spy would feel remorse since whatever is done in the name of their god simply has to be good. Again, that shit makes it easy to pacify any human empathy you might have in you.

Oh, some of the comments left there are rather interesting.

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I came across this ridiculous essay by some local jackass in response to the theme of this year’s Edge.org dinner, “A New Age of Wonder.” It seems Mr. Dreher would like to remind us that we’re all wretches and would be much better off remaining as ignorant as we can, fearing technology and trusting in religion. He takes us on quite a journey as he attempts to sell his idea, and I would like to be your guide along that journey, pointing out the best parts. I’ll start where he starts, with Marry Shelley’s Frankenstein.

Here’s where these techno-utopians lose me, and lose me big time. The myth of Frankenstein is important precisely because it is a warning against the hubris of scientists who wish to extend their formidable powers over the essence of human life, and in so doing eliminate what it means to be human.

Indeed Mr. Dreher, you are lost. The warning of Frankenstein is a warning against precisely what you are arguing for, continued ignorance, reverence for that ignorance, and fear of new knowledge and applying it.

Immediately after Dr. Frankenstein’s creation breathed its first breath, the doctor was overcome with remorse and revulsion. Why? Because of these ridiculous fears ingrained in us by the ignorant, usually a religious source. After having been abandoned at birth, the creation stumbles through the world where he’s met with nothing but fear and revulsion at what he was. He eventually spent a year observing a family from afar, learning what it is to be human, but then once he tried to befriend then he was met with fear and revulsion again. This continued until he eventually decided to seek revenge from his creator. He did, and Frankenstein eventually died, we’re told that his creation later went off to destroy itself, so that no one would ever know of its existence.

Now Frankenstein’s creation is generally referred to as a monster, and indeed it performed monstrous acts, but it did so from a lack of guidance and as a reaction against unfair treatment. Had Frankenstein not fled, and instead guided his creation, the story would have been much different. The ignorant like to say that Frankenstein’s tragedy was due to his hubris, but it was due to his irrational fears and abandonment of his responsibilities. Knowledge is not the evil here, nor is the pursuit of it and subsequent application of that knowledge. Ignorance is the evil, an evil which triggers fears which in turn prompt actions which are harmful. The cautionary tale from Frankenstein then is to both not fear what’s new and to behave rationally and responsibly.

The thing I don’t get about the starry-eyed techno-utopians is that they don’t seem to have taken sufficient notice of World War I, the Holocaust, and Hiroshima… The two wars and the Holocaust should have once and forever demolished naive optimism about human nature, and what humankind is capable of with its scientific knowledge.

Indeed! For instance the geniuses behind personal computers and the internet should never have gone forward with their work knowing that with human nature being what it is, their efforts would be used by jackasses like Mr. Dreher to perpetuate the reverence of ignorance and fear of technology. I mean, am I the only one who sees the irony of a man bemoaning the dangers of humans having technology via the internet? So aside from Hiroshima, personal computing and the internet, was there any good that occurred in the 20th century due to the hubris of humans seeking and trying to apply new technology? Do I actually need to make a list?

Scientists, the Promethean heroes, tend to chafe against any restriction on their curiosity — which is why some of them (Dawkins, et alia) rage against religion. The best of humankind’s religious traditions have been thinking about human nature for centuries, even millenia, and know something deep about who we are, and what we are capable of. How arrogant we are to think the Christian, the Jewish, the Islamic, the Taoist, and other sages have nothing important to say to us moderns! What religion speaks of is how to live responsibly in the world.

Yet it’s religion which put stem cell research on hold in this country, held back the development of biology and medicine in the West due largely to its prohibitions against human dissection (for centuries, the drawings of Leonardo, incidentally made by illegally obtaining and dissecting cadavers, were the only anatomy references permitted) and should I invoke Galileo? Religion does indeed reflect something of what it means to be human, but often it’s something which is ugly and destructive. Anyone who doesn’t scream out loud at the line about scientists who “chafe against any restriction on their curiosity” should have their heads examined. If religion’s contribution to humanity is to retard its curiosity, then THAT is why any rational human being should rage against it.

Lastly, I’d like to address both an essay he cites by Wendell Berry, and his contribution to it. First, Berry, who himself quotes poet Edwin Muir…

The nineteenth century thought that machinery was a moral force and would make men better. How could the steam-engine make men better? Hitler marching into Prague is connected to all this.

It also connected the United States, and ushered in the Industrial Revolution, which I’m guessing these religious types still haven’t fully recovered from. Now this is indicative of this nonsense which Mr. Dreher is espousing, which is essentially that human nature is evil and we humans are wretched things. That’s a fairly common idea across multiple religions, this idea that you are wretched. Why? Well then you need help, “salvation” if you will. How do you get that? Ah, through the religion. Marketing 101 states that a product needs to satisfy a need, and in lieu of a need, create one. Every religion follows this, telling you you are wretched or by exploiting tragedies like the recent disasters in Chile and Haiti by serving up their product to people who clearly are in a wretched state. Anyway, the point Mr. Dreher is making is that because we’re so wretched, we can’t have technological advances because we’ll ONLY use them to do wretched things, but even the most cursory look at humanity’s history would show that that is not the case. Now Berry’s words…

Scientists who believe that “original discovery is everything” justify their work by the “freedom of scientific inquiry,” just as would-be originators and innovators in the literary culture justify their work by the “freedom of speech” or “academic freedom.”

The hard and binding requirement that freedom must answer, if it is to last, or if in any meaningful sense it is to exist, is that of responsibility.

There’s a saying which goes, “science is a cold bitch, and I love her for it.” I would change that to truth, for the truth doesn’t care about whose delicate sensibilities are offended, whose life’s work suddenly becomes meaningless, or whose long held beliefs get exposed as false. The truth simply is the truth, and it owes no responsibility to anyone or anything. It is we who have a responsibility to it, to not try and hide or distort it out of irrational fears or other selfish reasons, such as trying to perpetuate something as antithetical to human development as religion. Dreher goes on to further quote Berry and his descriptions of the “mourners” who mourn the loss of their ignorance in light of knowledge…

What did they mourn? Without exception, I think, what they feared, what they found repugnant, was the violation of life by an oversimplifying, feelingless utilitarianism; they feared the destruction of the living integrity of creatures, places, communities, cultures, and human souls; they feared the loss of the old prescriptive definition of humankind…

Again, the truth cares not for your delicate sensibilities. The truth is simply the truth, and I for one would prefer to know it than to delude myself. I’d like to believe I can fly, but I’d best not act on that belief. Hell, millions acted on the deluded belief that they could afford a home in this country, and look what happened. It would have been nice if someone was dolling out the truth over the last decade to these people, but instead you had bankers and realtors all selling a delusion for personal gain, much like Mr. Dreher here is doing, what Mr. Berry seems to be endorsing, and any dealer of religion does.

And finally, back to Mr. Dreher…

What Berry identifies as “superstition” is the belief that science can explain all things, and tells us all we need to know about life and how to live it. In other words, the superstitious belief in science as religion. He is not against science; he only wishes for science to know its place, to accept boundaries.

First, the pursuit of truth cannot have boundaries, but where Mr. Dreher is implying that science shouldn’t go is where science doesn’t go. Beyond advising us that we shouldn’t be smoking or eating those deep fired, bacon wrapped blocks of butter, science doesn’t tell us how to live. It makes no moral pronouncements, and the suggestion that it does is pure bullshit and meant to invoke fear just as invoking Hitler and Hiroshima was.

I would agree that human nature has it’s dark side, and that humanity does need moral guidance, but religion is a terrible source for that guidance and regardless of our technological advancements, without moral guidance and empathy, we’d be in dire straits. I mean, Cain merely needed a rock, right?

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Real American Sermon

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I came across this ridiculous article from Texas where some fat, ignorant Councilman is proposing starting meetings with a prayer. As obnoxious as that is, the article was worse, suggesting the only obstacle is merely upsetting atheists, and then there are the ignorant commenters. So I figured for this red state full of “real” Americans, I’d deliver a rather heavy handed, patriotic American sermon…

Our forefathers did not found this country on the government pairing with religion. They wanted to escape that, as they saw the ills of such a union in England and understood that for there to be true freedom of religion, the government MUST stand apart from it and not appear to favor any one belief. That is why our constitution is a secular document.

The ignorance of commenters is one thing, but I’m shocked at the ignorance of a Council member as to the laws of this great nation. To suggest the issue is merely one of upsetting atheists is both absurd and to any patriotic American, this is blatantly offensive. The issue is the Establishment Clause of our nation’s constitution. THAT is why prayer can’t be permitted, for it’s a de facto endorsement of a particular belief system which the Establishment Clause explicitly prohibits. There have been some elaborate attempts to circumvent this, such as attempts to make them non-denomintaional, but religion itself is a belief, one that is not shared by all, and therefore endorsing religion over no religion is the same as if the government endorsed Catholicism over Protestantism.

Lastly, the idea that this blatant disregard for our nation’s constitution is ok because about 90% of Victorians are ok with it is deeply, deeply disturbing. Have we not seen enough evils from mob rule, from the majority subjugating the minority? We object if the rich ignore the law to take advantage of the poor, if whites take advantage of blacks, if men take advantage of women, if adults take advantage of children, so why does such compassion get jettisoned when it comes to religion? How can so many, who can so acutely see such abuses, become so blind so quickly to them when it’s over religion?

If our forefathers taught us anything, it’s to value freedom and fight tyranny in any form. Tyranny is no less tyrannical because many support it, and a nation where laws can be so flippantly disregarded is no nation at all. In the name of our forefathers, of our nation and its constitution, and of course in the name of true freedom over tyranny, every patriotic American, every REAL American, should steadfastly oppose such measures proposed by Mr. Soliz.

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Pretty In Pink

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Sometimes the religious are so ridiculously delusional that their antics top some of our best attempts to imagine what they could possibly do. Case in point, getting freaked out over pink Ouija boards. Yes, we’re used to them getting bent over virtually everything being satanic or as the Waterboy’s mom would put it, “the Devil”, and certainly we’ve been hearing them bitch about Ouija boards before, but now Hasbro, the maker of Ouija boards, has gone and made pretty pink versions of the old game, apparently in an attempt to lure 8 year old girls to hell. Just let the panicked and certifiably insane ramblings of Stephan Phelan, communications director for some extremist Christian group, wash over you…

“All Christians should know, well everyone should, that it’s opening up a person to attack, spiritually… the Ouija board is actually is a portal to talk to spirits and it’s hard to get people to understand that until they actually do it. I don’t pretend to know how it works, but it actually does.”

He doesn’t pretend to know how it works, only that it actually does. How charming. Now imagine if Mr. Phelan and the rest of his twisted panties gang found out that this pink version has been out for at least a year now. Imagine how many little girls might have been spiritually attacked! Where have our heroes been all this time? What a bunch of slackers. I mean, if you REALLY cared, I think you should be on guard for all these potential threats to children’s spirits. Of course one would have to wonder where the fuck they were as priests were ACTUALLY attacking children, but I suppose raping and sodomizing children either doesn’t hurt them spiritually or if it does, nowhere near the extent playing with a pink Ouija board would.

Personally, I find it much more upsetting that things like this are made pink and marketed to young girls, because they can cause far more harm and represent a far worse and actual attack upon them. Their ability to think critically and act rationally are at risk if it’s not explained to them that it’s all pretend.
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(Yes, it’s a pink Christian bible)

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